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Read more@mcnalu now she’s learning how to breathe while doing it.
Read moreThat’s not what Gary McKinnon would say.
Read moreIn that case: physicians.
Read moreOr a Dick Francis novel.
Read moreWife is practising her breast stroke on the sofa.
Read moreDon’t forget the rhubarb. #rhubarbrhubarb
Read moreI’m guessing they don’t offer online/delivery option?
Read moreQuite. I’m not sure my wife would approve, either. And I’m assuming they tend to pair off with each other.
Read moreDoesn’t bode well racists when they have to be reminded to procreate :-)
Read more@psquid @jrobertson There’s an app for that already: mysupermarket.co.uk.
Read moreThat would be demeaning.
Read moreLet the kids roam free :-)
Read more:-(
Read moreUndertakers.
Read moreYou’re a brave - some might say, foolish - man. #notmuesli #rabbitfood #cerealkiller
Read moreNo excuses! Just choose two songs and record your intro on your Android phone, then send to @kevie. Simples!
Read moreDon’t call me honey, chicken.
Read moreThey both lay eggs. That’s all I know.
Read moreThis might be of interest to you, if you’re not already aware: ranprieur.com/land/hive.html
Read moreThat’s a relief! :-)
Read more@mcnalu no ells is too hot.
Read more#Listening to 8tracks.com/splishysplashy…. Pretty good, if you like that kind of thing.
Read moreI’ve always wanted to see your wife’s buns.
Read moreI think you’ll get a much better idea of that on 1 June :-)
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