EXISTENCE AUTHENTICATED. PLEASE AUTHENTICATE MY EXISTENCE.

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@mcnalu now she’s learning how to breathe while doing it.

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That’s not what Gary McKinnon would say.

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In that case: physicians.

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Or a Dick Francis novel.

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Wife is practising her breast stroke on the sofa.

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Don’t forget the rhubarb. #rhubarbrhubarb

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I’m guessing they don’t offer online/delivery option?

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Quite. I’m not sure my wife would approve, either. And I’m assuming they tend to pair off with each other.

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Doesn’t bode well racists when they have to be reminded to procreate :-)

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@psquid @jrobertson There’s an app for that already: mysupermarket.co.uk.

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That would be demeaning.

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Let the kids roam free :-)

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:-(

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Undertakers.

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You’re a brave - some might say, foolish - man. #notmuesli #rabbitfood #cerealkiller

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No excuses! Just choose two songs and record your intro on your Android phone, then send to @kevie. Simples!

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Don’t call me honey, chicken.

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They both lay eggs. That’s all I know.

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This might be of interest to you, if you’re not already aware: ranprieur.com/land/hive.html

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That’s a relief! :-)

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@mcnalu no ells is too hot.

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#Listening to 8tracks.com/splishysplashy…. Pretty good, if you like that kind of thing.

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I’ve always wanted to see your wife’s buns.

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I think you’ll get a much better idea of that on 1 June :-)

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