Come to think of it, it’s hardly any worse than two Es after a fucking P, is it?
Read more@BRILLIANTRST Great for you, but who won? x.com/BRILLIANTRST/s…
Read moreNot to mention that you won’t even be able to remember your own name.
Read moreFree the trees, man!
Read moreI’m sure I remember reading that young @tomsky got drunk before his exam. And that whippersnapper @reality is always drenk.
Read more@bruce89 I just used to go to the union bar and slaughtered along with everyone else. #oldskool
Read moreI thought you looked a bit red.
Read moreAre you in Morrison’s?
Read moreWell, it’s that time of… oh, forget it.
Read moreSo why are they always staring at you?
Read moreGood ri… er, I’m sorry to hear that. Still, with the advent of pump.io, I guess you’d cease operating sooner or later, anyway.
Read moreGod, I just listened to it again. I think I’ll have to do a remix.
Read moreOh dear! It’s the hottest day of the year. And I spent most of it in IKEA. Now I’m having a beer. (Someone else can take this on from here.)
Read more@BRILLIANTRST Who won?
Read moreWhat were you expecting?
Read more‘For those of you watching in black and white, the blue ball is situated behind the pink.’
Read moreTo be fair, it’s got to be more interesting than staring out of the window at the close all day every day.
Read moreCat is watching the snooker.
Read moreI put some netting over it and haven’t been bothered since, thankfully.
Read moreBefore: ur1.ca/dp6py. After: ur1.ca/dp6pz #grow #gyo #garden
Read moreSame here, minus the beer. Having a cup of tea, instead.
Read moreI was thinking dead people. too. More along lines of discrete incidents (i.e., one death per person), not cumulative time (and money).
Read moreI know my audience ;-)
Read moreShe was just practising her arm movements on the sofa. She went into the bedroom to do the rest.
Read moreShe doesn’t go to that extreme. But I did get in the way, just to make it like actually being in the pool.
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