Come to think of it, it’s hardly any worse than two Es after a fucking P, is it?

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@BRILLIANTRST Great for you, but who won? x.com/BRILLIANTRST/s…

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Not to mention that you won’t even be able to remember your own name.

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Free the trees, man!

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I’m sure I remember reading that young @tomsky got drunk before his exam. And that whippersnapper @reality is always drenk.

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@bruce89 I just used to go to the union bar and slaughtered along with everyone else. #oldskool

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I thought you looked a bit red.

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Are you in Morrison’s?

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Well, it’s that time of… oh, forget it.

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So why are they always staring at you?

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Good ri… er, I’m sorry to hear that. Still, with the advent of pump.io, I guess you’d cease operating sooner or later, anyway.

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God, I just listened to it again. I think I’ll have to do a remix.

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Oh dear! It’s the hottest day of the year. And I spent most of it in IKEA. Now I’m having a beer. (Someone else can take this on from here.)

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@BRILLIANTRST Who won?

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What were you expecting?

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‘For those of you watching in black and white, the blue ball is situated behind the pink.’

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To be fair, it’s got to be more interesting than staring out of the window at the close all day every day.

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Cat is watching the snooker.

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I put some netting over it and haven’t been bothered since, thankfully.

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Before: ur1.ca/dp6py. After: ur1.ca/dp6pz #grow #gyo #garden

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Same here, minus the beer. Having a cup of tea, instead.

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I was thinking dead people. too. More along lines of discrete incidents (i.e., one death per person), not cumulative time (and money).

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I know my audience ;-)

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She was just practising her arm movements on the sofa. She went into the bedroom to do the rest.

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She doesn’t go to that extreme. But I did get in the way, just to make it like actually being in the pool.

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