You’re a kebab.

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Hmm, not sure you can bootleg your own band. We called them ‘demos’ or practice tapes.

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You’ve definitely got the live band sound you were after, I reckon.

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Bye bye Bobby Manc!

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Another interesting follow-up: peterfrase.com/2013/05/curiou…

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Oh dear, it seems I’m going to need a bottom entry ballvalve transplant.

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God, those Glazers are ugly bastards.

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Unbelievable! #RvP

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A balaclava?

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That chap at the front is looking at those plants like he’s never seen plants before.

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Good lad. Is there also a group for it?

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Yeah. The wife said: ‘It looks just like supermarket salad!’

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I think the real debates are about where it is located, where it comes from and what to do about it.

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I have eaten the salad leaves of my labour: ur1.ca/dt3ye #gyo

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These boys must have been gardeners — youtube.com/watch?v=G5x1F9…

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Wow! Wigan won the Cup! Well-deserved, too, from the bits I saw of it.

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That’s great. Perhaps someone who cares more than me can add it to the list? github.com/e14n/pump.io/w…

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@MethodDan Isn’t it?! Or even a good name for your upcoming album ;-)

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@MethodDan From Identi.ca, but was just an uninformative Wikipedia link: ur1.ca/dsnly. Killer rabbit story: washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politic…

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answered “What will you do on pumpday?”

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I wonder if @methoddan is aware of that story? Would make a great extra verse if it’s not already part of @20lb’s Jimmy Carter.

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Perhaps, but the image of @boneidol supping his pint on all fours is one I could have lived without.

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That’s conjured up a rather unusual image in my sick mind.

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Sadly not.

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Crikey. Wife’s work gave everyone a Thinkpad x230.

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