Good news! Will you have scans every year?
Read moreAs long as you put everything in a clear plastic bag you should be OK.
Read moreI think you could be in line for an all over body search when you go through passport control.
Read moreYour heart is still pumping? That’s good to hear :-)
Read moreThis is your captain speaking: we expect to arrive at Pump.io two weeks today. Enjoy the flight, and let’s hope the undercarriage opens.
Read moreHow can you tell?
Read more@mo6020 I could have told you that. As I said 7 months ago: identi.ca/notice/97451997.
Read more#howdidimissthis?
Read moreEnjoyed watching that. Couldn’t you have been a Best Boy?
Read moreLet’s hope he wasn’t #shirtcocking.
Read moreOr is the salad listening to you?
Read moreOK, OK. Just cats, birds and butterflies. There are some llamas at the local animal centre, though….
Read moreAntelope.
Read moreIt’s in a pot on its own. I think it might be dead. :-( #AllTheLeavesAreBrown
Read moreMy latest erection: ur1.ca/dwi7r
Read moreMy attempt to fix the toilet for #FixItFriday has ended in failure for #FailureFriday.
Read moreSo you were joking every time you said you were naked in the loft?
Read moreWhat of it?
Read moreWould you mind deleting that notice and reposting it to the yak shaving group, please?
Read moreOr is it just your inflatable lady friend?
Read moreWas it delivered by bicycle?
Read moreYou should have been a sound engineer :-)
Read moreI’m not sure we really know enough to say with any authority what it is, what causes it or how to treat it.
Read moreBBC Breakfast’s wheel-on doctor pushing the ‘chemical imbalance in the brain’ theory of mental illness.
Read moreSheesh.
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