Good news! Will you have scans every year?

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As long as you put everything in a clear plastic bag you should be OK.

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I think you could be in line for an all over body search when you go through passport control.

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Your heart is still pumping? That’s good to hear :-)

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This is your captain speaking: we expect to arrive at Pump.io two weeks today. Enjoy the flight, and let’s hope the undercarriage opens.

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How can you tell?

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@mo6020 I could have told you that. As I said 7 months ago: identi.ca/notice/97451997.

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#howdidimissthis?

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Enjoyed watching that. Couldn’t you have been a Best Boy?

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Let’s hope he wasn’t #shirtcocking.

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Or is the salad listening to you?

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OK, OK. Just cats, birds and butterflies. There are some llamas at the local animal centre, though….

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Antelope.

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It’s in a pot on its own. I think it might be dead. :-( #AllTheLeavesAreBrown

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My latest erection: ur1.ca/dwi7r

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My attempt to fix the toilet for #FixItFriday has ended in failure for #FailureFriday.

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So you were joking every time you said you were naked in the loft?

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What of it?

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Would you mind deleting that notice and reposting it to the yak shaving group, please?

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Or is it just your inflatable lady friend?

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Was it delivered by bicycle?

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You should have been a sound engineer :-)

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I’m not sure we really know enough to say with any authority what it is, what causes it or how to treat it.

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BBC Breakfast’s wheel-on doctor pushing the ‘chemical imbalance in the brain’ theory of mental illness.

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Sheesh.

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