An authoritative response? x.com/royalmusing/st…

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Under. 6' 7" under.

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@iamricardojam Nice. Good to meet you today, Ricardo :-)

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Me, a few hours ago, stumbling through Simple Twist of Fate at the Crown and Treaty in Uxbridge: instagram.com/p/ZgFB-3slEw/

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Yes, well spotted. Try: identi.ca/main/backupacc… from your settings page.

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@bruce89 that’s where the swivel-eyed loons come in.

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@JohnnyNull If you pack them in ice you can get them sown back on. #fingertip

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Go to your profile and ‘save page as web page’ from your browser menu to a local drive. Repeat for each prior page of your dents…

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@JohnnyNull At least it wasn’t a couple of hands.

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I inboxed you in your inbox m8.

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I did the same in 2011. Now I’m a fat bastard.

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Are you going to reply to my bloody email or not?

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At least we all have good hair.

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Diana Rigg’s mother is 6' 7".

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If only we’d had decent audio on that one….

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Jambo Luke.

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Habari?

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It must be all those Jaffa Cakes.

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@mo6020 Goddammit! That knocks my ‘exciting’ £2.70 win in the aptly-named Euromillions into a cocked hat!

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Thank fuck for that.

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@sandersch Who’s winning?

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Yes. And he stood up to those pesky Nazis. You can’t even stand up for yourself!

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Maybe of interest to @andyc, @reality and others - “Review: R.E.M. – Chronic Town (I.R.S.)”: bit.ly/109AMgu

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I noticed that yesterday. Makes sense. If people want their data, they can just download it, right?

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Sorry if I put my foot in it.

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