I don’t like the way you are tarring all Americans with the same gun-toting brush there, buddy!

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@JohnnyNull Enough, I said!

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Anyway, that’s enough about the state of my waterworks.

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If only…

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He misdiagnosed it.

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I think he was more of a ‘handyman’ to be honest.

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He’s coming back tomorrow with another part to finish it. I told him I’ll pay him when he’s finished.

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Plumber has failed to fix the toilet. Still wanted paying. Told him to fuck off.

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It’s a hardwood?

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‘There is only a single bastard gumwood tree left in the whole world’ :-(

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@dougsportazine Yeah, and I will post mine in a few weeks'/months' time, while it’s still hot.

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Calm down! Calm down!

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Identi.ca is closing? OMFG!!!1

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@andyc Good grief! @reality is a Scouser!

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No. They will still be known as dents.

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“I have my limit.” What is that? “I have no idea." :-)

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Were you going to send an email to the unloved @jpope?

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Ah, well. Each to their own. I hadn’t spotted the likeness. Tomahawk and Clementine are both off-shoots of Amarok, funnily-enough.

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I was thinking more about its features than appearances…

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Did you ever give Tomahawk a try?

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4oD not working on our household Ubuntus.

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Unfortunate headline (or is it just me)? bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

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I’ve heard they’re delicious with rhubarb.

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Indeed. I only noticed that after I posted it here. She’s very good, worth a trip out to hear her play, actually.

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@DvdMrsdn Thanks. But please don’t call me Beryl.

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