Oh, sorry, I see. Not a great deal :-(

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You do? Why?

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@jrobertson is in fine denting form today :-)

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Planted out my sweet peppers today, so that’s everything that I wanted sown bar a few herbs, I think. #grow #gyo #garden

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Lots of gay men married straight women in the past.

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I’d say the same about Unity, if I’m honest. Although that’s not to say there aren’t annoyances. Just as there were with Gnome2.

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They’re often one and the same in my experience.

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That’s a good analogy for how we were served the news of poor Lee Rigby’s brutal murder.

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Who can forget Stephen Milligan?

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A case of ‘it’s who you know’ if ever there was one.

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John Major. And Edwina Currie. Ugh.

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I don’t think she would mind that additional bit of work. I think it’s just the limited emotional range that’s stopping her.

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Stay rational :-)

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My wife sometimes muses about replacing me with a dishwasher.

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Sorry to hear that. I wish I could recommend you someone.

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Humiliated by a plumber. #FailureFriday

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Everyone already knows that #tinap is always a good while, you cheeky botstard.

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Because the world isn’t ready for it yet. Try this: dmarsd.tonidoid.com/url1u1wwk

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@zoowar @mcnalu what better way to start the day? youtube.com/watch?v=DpfuAt…

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I dunno. I reckon it would be pretty funny. Underwater bagpipes would be good, too.

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You have a lot of catching up to do!

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What the hell do you need shorts for in Scotland? Can’t you just wear a kilt like everyone else?

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Unless you have a smartphone. What we really need is smartguns!

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@reality Thanks for clearing that up for me.

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And what about the pro-gun non-Americans?

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