Exploding pavements: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…. Just what we need.
Read moreI must admit, I’ve been closer to death (and more afraid) slipping in my bath, and at the hands of the police, than I have from terrorists.
Read moreIt’s not a doll :-)
Read moreAsk her if she wants to see your stealth lawnmower.
Read moreAh. My apologies for being flippant. Although you probably will fuck it up along the way to unfucking it up.
Read moreThe main gist, IIRC, was that he can’t be bothered.
Read moreKinky!
Read more‘the greatest toy of my childhood… was the Evel Knievel stunt cycle.’ ur1.ca/ecksl
Read more“I’m not picking the team,” he added. “I’m there solely to make sure he gets the best possible team on the pitch.” This should be fun.
Read moreSweet!
Read moreWell, if you’ve done nothing wrong…
Read moreRacist!
Read moreNo smoke without fire.
Read more@rozzin or ask @reality, @tomsky - they are big (British) Bowie fans. Maybe a clue is in the preceding line?
Read moreAh, thanks.
Read moreYou mean we’d still be using SN 0.9x?
Read moreNot me. David Hunter, of Crossroads fame, perhaps?
Read moreThis is why the Scotland football team will never thrash Brazil again.
Read moreAh! When snoods were all the rage! I remember it well.
Read moreIs that an Ikea wardrobe?
Read moreThe first time I had my ears flambéed I thought I was about to be kidnapped and ransomed.
Read moreThere are plenty in certain parts of London.
Read more@mcnalu or was it the one when David Narey scored first, and it was considered manly to wear a handlebar moustache with tight short shorts?
Read moreTurkish barbers are the best, in my experience.
Read moreAbout to go to @hanwellcarnival. Hope to make it in time to catch @flawedleader on the acoustic stage.
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