It always comes back to cross-dressing in the end.

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I’ve never received any hate mail in the post, either.

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They are all hung like donkeys, too. Well, the male ones.

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What about John Milton + John Maynard Keynes?

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#innovation of the highest order, sir!

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Btw, is that related to your fondness for Keynesian economics, or just a coincidence?

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I suppose I better make a start on preparing tonight’s meal. No prizes for guessing what we’re having (although it does involve an onion).

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I do hope that wasn’t in your collapsible inflatable planetarium.

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ah, fond (loss of) memories, I once stayed up all night drinking rum, blacked out and awoke in a US hospital believing I lived in MK.

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I can’t say I do. I think that’s @andyc’s point. Of course, no one can ever admit to seeing any, either, even if they had (which I haven’t).

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Perhaps I need to drink some more cheap extra strength cider.

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Hang on - I thought it was welfare benefits that turned them into child killers?

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Have you considered complaining directly to Google?

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Or present children’s TV shows at the BBC.

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You see the name ‘Cranium Slows’? Well, there’s a clue buried deep within there.

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That’s what you get with a Tory, er, I mean Lab, oh, err… Green council. Vote UKIP! (Just kidding about he last bit.)

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@jroberston I expect the folks at the NSA must see a lot of it.

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Has anyone actually seen any?

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‘Manager of the year three times’: youtu.be/kuAVjLpU9cU

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That’s not the impression the rest of us are getting.

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@erkanyilmaz @question the comeback is on! 1-3. Can Tahiti score another 9 goals without reply?

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Is that your #helmetcam, then?

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@mo6020 For a moment I thought you meant 31 stone.

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Long body, short legs? What’s wrong with that?

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I didn’t have one, but was insanely jealous of anyone who did. I don’t think I ever recovered.

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