It always comes back to cross-dressing in the end.
Read moreI’ve never received any hate mail in the post, either.
Read moreThey are all hung like donkeys, too. Well, the male ones.
Read moreWhat about John Milton + John Maynard Keynes?
Read more#innovation of the highest order, sir!
Read moreBtw, is that related to your fondness for Keynesian economics, or just a coincidence?
Read moreI suppose I better make a start on preparing tonight’s meal. No prizes for guessing what we’re having (although it does involve an onion).
Read moreI do hope that wasn’t in your collapsible inflatable planetarium.
Read moreah, fond (loss of) memories, I once stayed up all night drinking rum, blacked out and awoke in a US hospital believing I lived in MK.
Read moreI can’t say I do. I think that’s @andyc’s point. Of course, no one can ever admit to seeing any, either, even if they had (which I haven’t).
Read morePerhaps I need to drink some more cheap extra strength cider.
Read moreHang on - I thought it was welfare benefits that turned them into child killers?
Read moreHave you considered complaining directly to Google?
Read moreOr present children’s TV shows at the BBC.
Read moreYou see the name ‘Cranium Slows’? Well, there’s a clue buried deep within there.
Read moreThat’s what you get with a Tory, er, I mean Lab, oh, err… Green council. Vote UKIP! (Just kidding about he last bit.)
Read more@jroberston I expect the folks at the NSA must see a lot of it.
Read moreHas anyone actually seen any?
Read more‘Manager of the year three times’: youtu.be/kuAVjLpU9cU
Read moreThat’s not the impression the rest of us are getting.
Read more@erkanyilmaz @question the comeback is on! 1-3. Can Tahiti score another 9 goals without reply?
Read moreIs that your #helmetcam, then?
Read more@mo6020 For a moment I thought you meant 31 stone.
Read moreLong body, short legs? What’s wrong with that?
Read moreI didn’t have one, but was insanely jealous of anyone who did. I don’t think I ever recovered.
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