I thought that was Keef’s Spitting Image puppet at first glance.

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At least he might get some more regular game time ahead of Brazil 2014.

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Pimples?

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Two toffs talking tosh opposite me on the train home, too. Had to use all my willpower not to bayonet them with their golf umbrellas.

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Paddington station heaving with Hooray Henries and Henriettas going to Henley this morning. Why can’t they use their fucking Land Rovers?

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Great discussion of the pros and cons of a basic or citizen’s income: ur1.ca/eijqa

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Sure, something’s not right, but I can see the resemblance: belara.com/uploads/pics/u…

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Sorry to hear that. Had something similar myself a few years ago. Must feel so much worse at that age :-(

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It just occurred to me today.

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no nuts?

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@mcnalu take the s off the end. All political parties have so-called green policies these days.

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Cuke Zero!

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They’re so rubbish they have to go under another name elsewhere.

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You know, 20 years ago there wasn’t enough competition for menace.

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Well, it’s good to have you back.

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There’s no need for that kind of language.

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I don’t know about anyone else, but I could do with a dose of @reality.

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In the meantime, I’m going to cut some chips.

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Sorry. I just keep expecting you to break into Duelling Banjoes.

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Trust the great unwashed @speeddefrost to kick up a stink on his identi.ca leaving do.

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‘as foreign firms seek to exploit the mineral wealth of the vast country….’ Who’s the menace?

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I’m beginning to think that “mother’s house” is code for something else…

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I’m about to welease the wabbits!

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Is @dougsportazine a hillbilly?

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Why can’t you just accept the prescription and throw the drugs away like everyone else?

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