Not a Xmas tree in sight. Although it is rather dark.

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Going up into the loft. Fully clothed.

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@hexenhr1 I thought that was a fair point. Although quite what he expected Ferguson to say, I don’t know. They’re as bad as each other.

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@hexenhr1 Wasn’t that because your lad made your silence a condition of going to watch him play?

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@hexenhr1 Here you go, mate: thefa.com/respectguide/

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@EalingGazette Not bad for £13,000. Oh, wait…

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@hexenhr1 No value in the market…

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@nourishedcloud Have you been inhaling it to improve your lucid dreaming, oh master?

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Good analysis: zonalmarking.net/2013/12/08/man… #mufc

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Big Ron warning to under-fire Moyes transfermarkt.co.uk/en/big-ron-war…

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@dougsportazine You’ll need both, imho.

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@Luke1972 Try this: dmarsd.tonidoid.com/urlngx2g0

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@Luke1972 I seem to have obtained a copy, if you’re still looking.

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Bring back Gomes!

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@rpcutts It’s like the 80s all over again.

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Be Careful What You Wish For bornoffside.net/2013/12/be-car… #mufc

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@hexenhr1 Good point. No more ‘our season is too long and exhausting’ excuses!

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@mo6020 @hexenhr1 No wonder you’re always skint!

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@simsa0 Some organic foods don’t seem to last as long…

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Take heed, @hexenhr1, @mo6020. Men take more financial risks after either looking at or touching a bra: bps-research-digest.blogspot.com/2013/12/after-…

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@hexenhr1 Yes. I haven’t been plugging for very long.

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A new first for me: two job interview rejections in one day. On a roll.

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@mo6020 Are you sure you haven’t been on a 72 hour meth binge?

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@iamricardojam Not as bad as a banana and a moustache.

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@AaronBastani Also pretty good at lying in court and to the public, and framing and killing innocent people, IIRC.

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