@hexenhr1 Abject.
Read more@hexenhr1 I thought it was both.
Read more@hexenhr1 He, like most, isn’t playing well, either.
Read more@hexenhr1 I was thinking that before the game, but then read that such further humiliation might be our only route into Europe next season.
Read more@nourishedcloud The Earl of Sandwich?
Read more@rpcutts I think you have to grind them first.
Read more@hexenhr1 Maybe he didn’t want to miss the birth of his first child while floundering hopelessly with the Ingerland squad in Brazil.
Read more@Luke1972 No, but you’ve obviously used her card before. Smart iris scanner!
Read more@DPD_UK Thanks, Sam. DM sent.
Read moreLooks like @DPD_UK have given up trying to deliver my parcel. Was due yesterday, but hasn’t moved from depot :-(
Read more@nourishedcloud Short-term thinking. What are you going to use to row your makeshift raft from Aber station to your digs, now?
Read more@UKJCP I guess @nick_clegg is preparing the grounds for divorce so he can shack up with someone new in 2015.
Read more@Luke1972 Iris scanning?
Read more@glynmoody Oh, stop being so annoying and causing a nuisance over nothing!
Read moreMum, passing me a small parcel wrapped in Xmas paper: ‘I didn’t get you anything for Xmas.’ Me: ‘What’s this then?’ Mum: ‘Oh, just socks.’
Read more@hexenhr1 Reminiscent of his brother against Bayern. Trying too hard.
Read more@WNSNews @UKJCP I signed off benefits in July 2012. DWP still send letters asking why I don’t attend appts, threatening to stop ‘benefits’.
Read moreHaha! ianbone.wordpress.com/2014/01/05/red…
Read more#itonlygetsworse
Read more@nourishedcloud Time to batten down the hatches, old boy.
Read moreMonopoly is a hateful game. As my wife pointed out, I won by robbing my mother and bankrupting my step-dad.
Read moreDavid Attenborough loves a good bone: youtu.be/hOPtuGR1E5I?t=…
Read more@rpcutts @nourishedcloud Any good?
Read moreThe Cost of Cameron, by Éoin Clarke (@DrEoinCl) labourleft.co.uk/the-cost-of-ca…
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