@nourishedcloud Is that like Irn Bru?

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@moggers87 Pretty easy. Just ask for your PAC code from your current provider, then follow number transfer instructions for new provider.

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@mo6020 @hexenhr1 How about two weeks on Friday? We can go for a candlelit meal.

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@mo6020 Hope you’re wearing gloves and a snood to day, then!

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@hexenhr1 I know.

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Never a Bruce fan, but this is beautiful: bit.ly/1f69LlK - @fabsh @mo6020 might enjoy, too.

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@hexenhr1 Zaha won’t be able to play as he’s on loan.

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Cat t.co/unTnxJcAH…

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@20lb Pleased to hear it’s all coming together. Just in time for Xmas 2014 as you promised, too! :-)

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@Luke1972 @nourishedcloud ircsome.

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@Luke1972 :-(

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@mo6020 Same as London, then.

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@hexenhr1 I’m from the ‘If you’ve got nowt to say, say nowt’ school, actually.

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@mo6020 @hexenhr1 Since when did men need an excuse to go to the pub? Did I miss a meeting?

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@mo6020 @hexenhr1 Sounds good.

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@hexenhr1 I blame @rpcutts.

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@hexenhr1 Use Tweetdeck. Can also sub to hashtags.

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So… UNFAIR!!! RT @DWPgovuk: @UKJCP Can you stop RT tweets we have not written - it is not satire and is confusing to customers.

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I need to stop setting the bread board on fire.

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Love my new hand blender. Don’t know how I lived without it.

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@anxiousbrit @UKJCP What would I know? I’m just a customer. I trust in @DWPgovuk to decide what’s best for me. #satire

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@DWPgovuk So much for your social media policy, eh? ‘We won’t suppress legitimate debate of relevant issues.’ bit.ly/13jtVp0 @UKJCP

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@flumpmistress @UKJCP @pchallinor Nice to see @DWPgovuk adhering to their own Twitter policy: gov.uk/government/org… #satire

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@RowennaDavis If only this were satire, @DWPgovuk @UKJCP

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@rpcutts @hexenhr1 You’re a fucking curse!

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