In other words, if you can’t afford a yacht you shouldn’t be living near the water.
Read moreSurely giving aid to flood victims only encourages them to live on low-lying land and makes them dependent on those higher up?
Read moreTeaching guitar again for the first time this year. Which is nice.
Read moreNext stop: The Arse End of Civilisation. This bus terminates here. All passengers please change.
Read moreTicket inspectors on the bus. They know the price of everything. Just doing their jobs.
Read more@ManUtd Let’s hope we can make it difficult for Fulham on Sunday, eh?
Read morefinished The Shock of the Fall by Nathan Filer. excellent read. amzn.to/KuC7wx
Read more@rpcutts Buy a torch.
Read moreCracking strike by Bob Crowe. Acas had no chance of stopping it after it took a massive deflection off Boris Johnson’s ego.
Read moreGot to Paddington, Bakerloo closed, but Ham and City, Metropolitan lines OK.
Read moreI am just going outside and may be some time.
Read more@hexenhr1 Winning is overrated, imho. It’s the taking part that counts, surely?
Read more@nourishedcloud Cat pictures, Freedom, #paleo, the weather, where to find the best (unsalted) nuts…
Read moreThe cat fell off the chair.
Read more@hexenhr1 What is it you’ve got against bespectacled Scottish folksinging twins?
Read more@hexenhr1 @mo6020 It was a toss up between Adam and Fellaini.
Read more@mo6020 @hexenhr1 Fairy nough, but nevertheless an impressive goalscoring record this season relative to United’s own toss.
Read more@mo6020 I wanted United to sign Adams to replace Scholes, but @hexenhr1 said no.
Read more@ultraturquoise You never know when the Queen will pop round for a cuppa…
Read moreCold-wet-day-in-Stoke-fail.
Read moreMy sources tell me that United will acquire Neymar today in a swap deal, with Wayne Rooney going to live with Neymar’s parents.
Read more@nourishedcloud waves
Read moreThere’s no doubt in my mind that I could have eaten another slice of toast, but, to be honest, three was enough.
Read moreHoping not to be outwitted by Sam Allardyce today.
Read more@departmentofdwp Not sure if this is #satire or not. pressgazette.co.uk/former-sun-man… - Could you advise? @DWPgovuk #Confused
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