@Luke1972 Enjoy :-)
Read moreBloke opposite me on the train looks like a suited and booted, clean cut Frankie Boyle. He looks a right cunt.
Read more@rpcutts He needs some underpants.
Read moreMoney no object, so we can pay G4S, Serco, A4E to send rubber dinghies and canoes to housebound flood victims to get them back to work.
Read more@rpcutts Never fear. David Cameron will come an dig you out personally, I’m sure.
Read more@ampp3d Since 2008: publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200708/cm…
Read more@MeesterAl Bright sunshine here, plus I live on the first floor, so I apologise for being so smug.
Read more@nourishedcloud Good work!
Read moreToday I took a stand against mass surveillance by the NSA by Tweeting and cross-posting to Facebook while logged in to Gmail and Amazon.
Read more@MeesterAl I was wondering if there was some connection to fracking. Thanks.
Read more@dandart I don’t know how CityLink remain in business. DPD have been the best by far for me.
Read more@YodelOnline Thanks, Laura. DMed you now.
Read moreYodel - ‘the UK’s leading parcel delivery [sic] company’. CityLink - ‘one of the UK’s leading express [sic] delivery companies’.
Read more@YodelOnline thanks for ‘attempting to deliver my package.’ Perhaps next time your driver will actually come to my house?
Read more@Luke1972 There’s a skier called Wank, too, apparently.
Read moreI think it’s a great idea to use Eric Pickles as a flood barrier.
Read moreIf you’re poor, it’s your own fault and you’re a drain on the taxpayer. If your home is under water, it’s a homosexual Marxist conspiracy.
Read moreAs England and Wales slip gently into the sea, no wonder Cameron wants Scotland to stay in the UK.
Read more@hexenhr1 Doesn’t look like he’s fully recovered from injury to me. Maybe never will.
Read more@hexenhr1 I thought he fell over. Terrible ‘clearance’ from Vidic.
Read more@mo6020 I didn’t want to see it.
Read more@UKJCP How rude!
Read more@UKJCP It’s as if @DWPgovuk was “set up with the deliberate and malicious intent to devalue and criticise the poor and the sick”
Read more@rpcutts well, it’s that time of year…
Read moreIn any case, the trickle down effect will only make things worse.
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