@speeddefrost I knew you were going to say that.

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@nourishedcloud The name sounds kind of kinky.

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Either I’m tripping, or London is full of weirdos.

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I would like to give David Cameron some hope.

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For the greater good, I didn’t even try getting on that packed, late, profit-making train. #allinittogether

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@rpcutts I’ve heard he does that to people.

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Trainspotterspotting.

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@hexenhr1 Why can’t you just dial 999 like everyone else?

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@hexenhr1 Shave it down with a block plane and keep the shavings in a watertight bag so you can glue them back on again when it contracts.

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@lynnefriedli This might be of help: traintimes.org.uk

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@mo6020 I’m guessing it’s still above water?

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@mo6020 Yes. I’ve always thought Hounslow’s rather nice…

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@mo6020 Have you ever been to Southall?

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@mo6020 Not far from me, mate.

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@dougsportazine Not a bad idea, although I believe Sheffield is landlocked, unfortunately.

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@dougsportazine Apparently The Blades have sequestered a giant submersible in which to play the game: sufc.co.uk/news/article/2…

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@dougsportazine Sheffield has been sunk.

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@timlovejoy @UtdBeforeFergie Looks like Peter Davenport to me.

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Not a patch on the original, but hey. soundcloud.com/dmarsd/love-so…

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@nourishedcloud do you have any experience working behind a bar? @joshixisjosh9

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#TIL: a slater is any of various small terrestrial isopods having a flat elliptical segmented body; found in damp habitats (e.g. Wales).

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@hexenhr1 Isn’t Jagawa Manchester City?

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I can’t be the only one hoping that the government’s plan to stop the flooding is named Operation Sandbags At Dawn?

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@rpcutts It’s looking more like the North every day.

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It’s raining quite heavily here, yet the Army are nowhere to be seen.

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