Clearly, if prisoners are ever going to be rehabilitated, they need more of the things they enjoy (e.g., bingo), not books.

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@mo6020 Perfect for @hexenhr1, then, as he doesn’t even have a guitar.

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@hexenhr1 The tortured psychology of the football fan: bbc.co.uk/sport/0/footba…

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So the missing plane went the same way as bin Laden.

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@thomasvenables Ground her and stop her pocket money. Exciting, though :-)

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Fuck the EU! RT @reuters_co_uk: Britain starts Russian gas imports under 2012 deal just as tensions mount reut.rs/1jgVB3T

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Must win game for Arsenal.

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BREAKING NEWS: Missing plane missing.

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Cool. Wolf Alice - Bros (The Amazing Sessions): youtu.be/5GZt-t-FPwA

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Numbers up. Wire - Kidney Bingos: youtu.be/6OrxQ5cKaOQ

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Now that I can afford bingo and beer, I suppose I might as well get a job.

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@rpcutts Incentivise me, Toryboy!

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@rpcutts I don’t want to marry you.

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@rpcutts ‘…policies or interventions that can encourage, support and enable people to make better choices for themselves and society.’

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@rpcutts Isn’t that what the coalition government set up the Behavioural Insights Team to do?

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@dougsportazine ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!

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BINGO! @rpcutts Yes, anything that encourages problem gambling and addiction in the lower orders is not to be sniffed at.

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More like it.

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@hexenhr1 Could you have a look for the Manchester United football team while you’re at it? Disappeared late last year…

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Fucking keyboard.

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f@hexenhr1 Could you have a look for the Manchester United football team while you’re at it? Disappeared late last year…

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@rpcutts Congratulations!

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@MethodDan Rock and roll!

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That roasting and stuffing from Liverpool, served up with generous helpings of dross from United, has quite put me off my Sunday dinner.

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Teaching REM’s The One I Love to 7 yr old. Had to change the words to ‘The One-Eyed Bug’.

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