Drinking beer. Through my mouth.
Read moreThinking of self-styled ‘Leaders’ in my lifetime: Gary Glitter. John Terry. Nigel Farage. I think I’ll stop there.
Read more@JohnnyNull Those damned hoi polloi!
Read moreTreating myself to a well-deserved and rare - these days - beer as a reward.
Read moreFinally got around to getting my little raised bed garden ready for planting this year. Better late than never.
Read moreMade some @brilliantrst style pakoras, cabbage instead of spinach. Delicious! t.co/TdPvlrv2a…
Read moreRiding hot on the coattails of the new @20lb live album release, here’s my updated response: anotherurl.info/whatever-happe…
Read moreWith the Chinese stereotyping our proud British culinary traditions, everyone needs good neighbours: anotherurl.info/bonfire-of-the…
Read moreListening to @20lb’s new self-produced live album. Sounds awesome. Great job @MethodDan and band, well worth the wait :-)
Read moreArsenal fans celebrating like they won something.
Read moreGoing out dressed in polo shirt, shorts and birkenstocks. Hope this doesn’t bring @Luke1972 out in a rash.
Read moreWife: I don’t like the words. I don’t like the music. You sound like a hooligan. I couldn’t care less about fucking Jimmy Carter.
Read more@Luke1972 Are you sure it isn’t FA Cup Final fever?
Read moreGah. Mastered Jimmy Carter before realising my attempt at a snare drum is utterly woeful.
Read more@ultraturquoise I suspect Sherlock Holmes would have cucumber with a dash of malt vinegar.
Read more@hexenhr1 @rpcutts Surely this is a great opportunity to reunite Martin Tyler with Andy Gray?
Read more@hexenhr1 hi andy
Read more@hexenhr1 @rpcutts I got it in Nov 2012. One careful owner. The FA keeps spamming my inbox with reminders to renew.
Read more@ultraturquoise Is that cucumber and jam? (Nice table and chair set, btw.)
Read more@rpcutts @hexenhr1 I’ve always thought of you more as my ‘Peter Taylor’. Unfortunately, my level 1 coaching certificate is about to expire.
Read more@Luke1972 s/England/Inger-land?
Read more@20lb Ha! I should have thought of that. I do have Jimmy himself rapping an intro, though.
Read more@20lb Unfortunately, talented though he he is in other spheres, Andy can’t sing a note.
Read moreDoing a Richard Keys remix of my alternative take on @20lb’s Jimmy Carter. Expected release date Xmas 2023. Now to set up a Kickstarter.
Read more@hexenhr1 Never heard of him until today. Awful.
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