@hexenhr1 Cheers, mate. Just hope Billy Bragg doesn’t hear it or the commie bastard’ll be demanding royalty payments.
Read moreEvery time we go down to ten men, There’s no way we’ll win the World Cup, Unless we play like a new Ingerland. soundcloud.com/dmarsd/a-new-i…
Read moreWife: Are there lots of bananas in Ecuador?
Read moreWife impressed with Rooney’s hair and Foster’s purple suit. Less so with Jones’s white trainers.
Read more@simsa0 I think I’ve been in a similar place before with job ending bullshit. More of a relief than anything when it’s over.
Read more@simsa0 Shit. Sorry to hear that.
Read moreWife: Who’s that? Me: Jacob Rees-Mogg. Wife: Why does he talk like that? Me: He’s upper class. In unison: What a knobhead!
Read moreThere’s no way we’ll win the World Cup, Unless we play like a new Ingerland, And win at penalties. soundcloud.com/dmarsd/a-new-i…
Read more@rpcutts With a bit of luck, no one will ever know :-)
Read more‘Ukip is a Ship of Fools, skippered by an arsehole and crewed by chancers and oddballs…’ jacothenorth.net/blog/nathan-gi… (via @WillBlackWriter)
Read more@Luke1972 I feel the same way about cow slurry: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…
Read more@mo6020 @hexenhr1 Tool.
Read more@hexenhr1 Perhaps you could do the same when she starts reading out the Daily Mail Online? #MarriageGuidance
Read more@hexenhr1 Yeah, people were a lot dirtier in the good old days.
Read moreJuan King about to ejaculate. Or so I heard.
Read more@hexenhr1 Same here, mate. And it’s only going to get worse. #itonlygetsworse
Read more@ultraturquoise Me neither.
Read more@moggers87 Now it tastes like coffee.
Read more@rpcutts You should see a doctor about that.
Read more@rpcutts Almost.
Read moreBloody foreigners coming over here and scoring our goals!
Read more@Jasonc96 Exactly. Then went missing, like his hair.
Read moreAlso: Have you seen Rooney’s hair?!
Read moreCutting match analysis so far. Wife: Is Rooney playing?
Read moreWatching England with the missus. Wife: Who’s that boy with the beard? Me: Adam Lallana. Wife: Never heard of him. Is he Welsh?
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