@hexenhr1 Playing with your swivel rod again?

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Hundreds of ‘dangerous’ sandwiches seized by police and council in dawn raid getwestlondon.co.uk/news/local-new… #OperationSandwichesAtDawn

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@hexenhr1 Mine’s having a pineapple, believe it or not.

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@Luke1972 Although if you do find an alternative, let me know :-)

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@Luke1972 Fair enough. Back to Amazon for you! (This Free Market is great, isn’t it?)

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@Luke1972 Easy enough to convert ePub with Calibre…

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I’m with @nourishedcloud on this one: t.co/The5OSHxd…

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@seawolf Yeah, two just isn’t enough these days.

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For @mo6020 RT @Dorianlynskey: I loved Field Day so much I had to give it a rave review. A brilliant weekend. gu.com/p/3qvt2/tw

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Wife: You do a lot of rubbish tweets, don’t you?

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Wife: Rubbish day today, isn’t it? (As the local refuse disposal experts noisily do their work outside.)

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@nourishedcloud This news sends shudders down my TINAP-editing memory lane spine synapses…

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‘so far, the police have not found anything relevant to the case…. Kate and Gerry McCann… were “encouraged” by the progress made…’

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Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Not that long ago I would have said ‘Fuck off!’

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@hexenhr1 @rpcutts I thought it was a bit rich coming from Rich, who keeps a first up against the wall list.

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@hexenhr1 @rpcutts Well, I did notice, but I didn’t want to say anything.

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No. t.co/tzf4QCEWy…

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@hexenhr1 Style over substance, mate. Less is more, blah, blah, blah. @rpcutts has the best looking blog and he never updates.

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Bloody foreigners coming over here and supporting our boys!

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Had a great chat about the World Cup with a Polish painter who’s redecorating the communal stairwell. He’s supporting England.

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AB IS INNOCENT!!! FREE CD!!!

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@hexenhr1 Perhaps. Although that doesn’t excuse Townsend.

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@ultraturquoise A good old-fashioned selfie :-)

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Clive Tyldesley: Enner Valencia to Antonio Valencia (no relation). Tony V: I was happy with our performance… of my cousin Enner.

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@hexenhr1 It was clearly Valencia’s fault that Sterling nearly broke his leg.

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