@hexenhr1 Certainly he has the same email address as one Jimmy Carter, property developer in Scotland.

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@hexenhr1 I like to think it’s real.

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@hexenhr1 Smalling.

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@rpcutts @mo6020 @hexenhr1 wife just called it ‘grannying about’, which I think is about right (albeit disrespectful to grannies).

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@hexenhr1 Not meant to be, just football can be a cruel game. I think he’s underrated.

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@hexenhr1 We may be wondering the same about Smalling in a couple of years…

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Glad to see Modric has had a hair cut. He was looking disturbingly like Theresa May.

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Why England don’t have a hope in hell of winning E̶u̶r̶o̶ ̶2̶0̶1̶2̶ the World Cup: anotherurl.info/why-england-do…

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@hexenhr1 I felt the same way after four days in hospital.

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@hexenhr1 Scary, isn’t it?

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@hexenhr1 Sounds like an episode of Eastenders.

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@hexenhr1 Well, we once went 14 months between episodes, so who are we to judge?

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@hexenhr1 Looks like that filthy Irishman Chalkahlom went for a bath and they haven’t been seen or heard since: duffercast.org

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@hexenhr1 Sorry, yes, you did make that clear, on re-reading.

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@mo6020 @hexenhr1 I fear you’re both being overly optimistic, bearing in mind our first XI recently failed to beat 10-man Honduras.

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@hexenhr1 9 years, surely?

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@hexenhr1 I noticed in the Ecuador game when Sterling likewise failed to control the ball it’s “exciting to watch” and “he’s the future”.

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@hexenhr1 Maybe Scholes can coach Rooney on how to trap a ball.

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Wife is walking to Tesco to fetch chocolate cake.

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.@EalingCouncil Do you ever get fed up with @ActonJCP etc. tweeting this exact same message (spam) to you every week?

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Anti-homeless homes anyone?

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Noting that every time I get up off the sofa it’s to get something to eat or drink (with sugar).

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What we need is anti-obesity spikes fitted on all sofas.

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@Luke1972 As it happens, I’ve just eaten a homemade cucumber sandwich made with a cucumber that was past its sell-by-date.

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@rpcutts @hexenhr1 It’s not massage oil…

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