@hexenhr1 Certainly he has the same email address as one Jimmy Carter, property developer in Scotland.
Read more@hexenhr1 I like to think it’s real.
Read more@hexenhr1 Smalling.
Read more@rpcutts @mo6020 @hexenhr1 wife just called it ‘grannying about’, which I think is about right (albeit disrespectful to grannies).
Read more@hexenhr1 Not meant to be, just football can be a cruel game. I think he’s underrated.
Read more@hexenhr1 We may be wondering the same about Smalling in a couple of years…
Read moreGlad to see Modric has had a hair cut. He was looking disturbingly like Theresa May.
Read moreWhy England don’t have a hope in hell of winning E̶u̶r̶o̶ ̶2̶0̶1̶2̶ the World Cup: anotherurl.info/why-england-do…
Read more@hexenhr1 I felt the same way after four days in hospital.
Read more@hexenhr1 Scary, isn’t it?
Read more@hexenhr1 Sounds like an episode of Eastenders.
Read more@hexenhr1 Well, we once went 14 months between episodes, so who are we to judge?
Read more@hexenhr1 Looks like that filthy Irishman Chalkahlom went for a bath and they haven’t been seen or heard since: duffercast.org
Read more@hexenhr1 Sorry, yes, you did make that clear, on re-reading.
Read more@mo6020 @hexenhr1 I fear you’re both being overly optimistic, bearing in mind our first XI recently failed to beat 10-man Honduras.
Read more@hexenhr1 9 years, surely?
Read more@hexenhr1 I noticed in the Ecuador game when Sterling likewise failed to control the ball it’s “exciting to watch” and “he’s the future”.
Read more@hexenhr1 Maybe Scholes can coach Rooney on how to trap a ball.
Read moreWife is walking to Tesco to fetch chocolate cake.
Read more.@EalingCouncil Do you ever get fed up with @ActonJCP etc. tweeting this exact same message (spam) to you every week?
Read moreAnti-homeless homes anyone?
Read moreNoting that every time I get up off the sofa it’s to get something to eat or drink (with sugar).
Read moreWhat we need is anti-obesity spikes fitted on all sofas.
Read more@Luke1972 As it happens, I’ve just eaten a homemade cucumber sandwich made with a cucumber that was past its sell-by-date.
Read more@rpcutts @hexenhr1 It’s not massage oil…
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