Wife has fallen asleep.
Read moreNot sure England are even in the same timezone as Italy anymore.
Read more@mo6020 I was celebrating already :-/
Read moreWhere is the goal line technology when you need it?
Read moreEngland already in the control zone.
Read moreI suppose I’d better put my England shirt on.
Read more@mo6020 @rpcutts That’s just to keep me awake until kick off. I have a couple of beers in the fridge for the match.
Read more@rpcutts You have to put money on that now!
Read more@mo6020 @rpcutts I was up at 5 this morning so I’m about to hit the Lucozade.
Read moreWill shortly be arriving in Grimsby. And, as luck would have it, the drugs seem to be wearing off.
Read moreLincolnshire’s nice enough, if you like fields.
Read moreNow in the UKIP heartland of Newark. Not a handlebar moustache in sight, thank Allah. No dogshit, either, it has to be said.
Read moreGuy opposite me has CDO. Just emptied his travel bag then very deliberately and precisely put everything back.
Read moreApproaching the Tory Motherland.
Read morePretty female hologram advising me not to take luggage up the escalator. Left my empty coffee cup on her podium.
Read moreTiny elderly gentlemen sporting a very fetching pink cardigan over a yellow mini-dress pushing a bicycle on the platform.
Read moreOn a train. To Leeds. Fuck.
Read moreChrist. King’s Cross is like budget set of Bladerunner. Minus the hover cars.
Read moreIn case you’re wondering, I’m heading Up North for the day for some fresh air and British Values.
Read moreLots of people got on this train with me at Southall. Barely any at West Ealing or Ealing Broadway. Must be their day off.
Read moreMiddle-aged couple laughing and taking a selfie on the platform at Hanwell and Elthorne train station. As you do.
Read moreUp early for the England game.
Read more@hexenhr1 Tactical genius, mate!
Read moreHard to imagine David Moyes managing a team that could destroy the world champions.
Read moreTorres. Haha!
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