Wife has fallen asleep.

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Not sure England are even in the same timezone as Italy anymore.

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@mo6020 I was celebrating already :-/

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Where is the goal line technology when you need it?

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England already in the control zone.

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I suppose I’d better put my England shirt on.

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@mo6020 @rpcutts That’s just to keep me awake until kick off. I have a couple of beers in the fridge for the match.

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@rpcutts You have to put money on that now!

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@mo6020 @rpcutts I was up at 5 this morning so I’m about to hit the Lucozade.

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Will shortly be arriving in Grimsby. And, as luck would have it, the drugs seem to be wearing off.

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Lincolnshire’s nice enough, if you like fields.

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Now in the UKIP heartland of Newark. Not a handlebar moustache in sight, thank Allah. No dogshit, either, it has to be said.

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Guy opposite me has CDO. Just emptied his travel bag then very deliberately and precisely put everything back.

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Approaching the Tory Motherland.

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Pretty female hologram advising me not to take luggage up the escalator. Left my empty coffee cup on her podium.

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Tiny elderly gentlemen sporting a very fetching pink cardigan over a yellow mini-dress pushing a bicycle on the platform.

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On a train. To Leeds. Fuck.

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Christ. King’s Cross is like budget set of Bladerunner. Minus the hover cars.

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In case you’re wondering, I’m heading Up North for the day for some fresh air and British Values.

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Lots of people got on this train with me at Southall. Barely any at West Ealing or Ealing Broadway. Must be their day off.

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Middle-aged couple laughing and taking a selfie on the platform at Hanwell and Elthorne train station. As you do.

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Up early for the England game.

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@hexenhr1 Tactical genius, mate!

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Hard to imagine David Moyes managing a team that could destroy the world champions.

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Torres. Haha!

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