Rooney happy to be England’s new physio: theguardian.com/football/blog/…
Read moreCongratulations to the USA on winning the World Cup last night.
Read moreThis game has 0-0 written all over it.
Read more@hexenhr1 No, although I think that’s still his best position. Can’t drop Sturridge, now, though.
Read moreA thoroughly undeserved hattrick.
Read more@marxistvegan I suspect they may have bankrolled the entire tournament.
Read more@Luke1972 You’ve seen the pink sludge they make ‘em with?
Read moreI fear for @rpcutts’s sanity and blood pressure if he’s watching this game and professional punditry.
Read moreAnti-Schadenfreude.
Read more@hexenhr1 To be fair to Moyes, didn’t he also say Rooney would make a useful (if expensive) back-up to RvP?
Read more@hexenhr1 Yes, but I mean for United. Although would be nice to see Kagawa or Mata get that role.
Read more@Luke1972 Or McDonald’s.
Read more@hexenhr1 Yeah. Maybe if England get to the final.
Read more@hexenhr1 Could Rooney play Sneijder’s role?
Read moreWhat a miss!
Read more@Luke1972 A worthy cause. That pleural effusion gets everywhere. Well played.
Read more@hexenhr1 I was thinking we should do a World Cup Special…
Read more@hexenhr1 Progressive substitution. Risotto is much more creative.
Read more@AaronBastani I think they used to teach this in schools.
Read more@mo6020 Never too early for crack.
Read moreMike Phelan in long trousers.
Read more@mo6020 A superb example of how technology - while seeming to offer improvements and solutions - just ends up fucking up people’s lives.
Read moreThis side-netting is really getting in the way.
Read moreAha! That explains why I thought Sterling had scored last night. Goal!
Read moreOh dear. De Gea has injured his buttocks in training. That must be a pain in the arse.
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