Stevie Me summed it up: England were ugly, stupid and easy to beat.

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I have to say, the FA’s four-point plan looks a little over-ambitious now.

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Best second half of the tournament so far, I reckon

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Gah. Na.

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Bogi Löw.

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Muntari must have buttock cramp.

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@mo6020 Harsh on Iran, though. Stonewall penalty earlier.

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Real Roy Hodgson found bound and gagged with own defensive 4-4-2 tactical notes, as lookalike leads England home: bbc.co.uk/sport/0/footba…

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Before today, I honestly believed that @Mike_Fabricant was a parody account like @sirianbowlermp.

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Idiot referee.

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Just had to explain to the wife how the goalkeeper could possibly be offside, but that it’s very unlikely ever to happen.

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Roy Hodgson gets the dreaded vote of confidence.

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@rpcutts I would press the red button on the remote control for the alternative radio commentary, but I fear getting Alan Green.

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Penalty, surely?

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@rpcutts @hexenhr1 Yes, that seems a likely scenario. What a strange appointment!

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Buffon did well to keep that one out!

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@hexenhr1 Well it was early in the morning. Makes you wonder what kind of hospitality he was providing at Chelski, though.

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@hexenhr1 I said he could score.

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Wife: Where’s the Hanwell Carnival going to be? Me: Hanwell. Wife: Where’s that? Me: Hanwell.

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@hexenhr1 Or world class.

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@hexenhr1 Yes, I noticed that. I’m surprised @rpcutts hasn’t commented. Perhaps he’s too busy mainlining gin.

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@mo6020 @hexenhr1 Hey, we can still win this thing!

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@mo6020 Was it ever even possible to ‘scrape’ out with 7 points? @hexenhr1

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@hexenhr1 Aha! Thanks. I feel better now.

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