@mo6020 @hexenhr1 Abandoned as child, boy meets girl, who abandons him. Boy wins girl back through football. Boy bites people when losing.

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@hexenhr1 Something to do with horses?

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@mo6020 @hexenhr1 Very! Explains much, excuses little.

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@hexenhr1 @mo6020 I’ve been advocating the latter for some time…

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@hexenhr1 @mo6020 Indeed. So he provoked Chiellini into elbowing him in the teeth in an attempt to win a penalty.

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@mo6020 @hexenhr1 The results are reminiscent of Stuart Pearce’s efforts at U21 level.

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@hexenhr1 @mo6020 Only thing I can think of that might have ‘provoked’ him was that he missed a great chance a couple of minutes before.

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@mo6020 @hexenhr1 What would justify biting an opponent? (Norman ‘Bite Yer Legs’ Hunter excepted.)

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@hexenhr1 If Our Danny had played up front or even in the hole we’d be looking forward to playing Greece or Colombia at the weekend!

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@hexenhr1 I have no idea. But I reckon she must have photos of him riding it, or something.

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@Luke1972 Well, not sure it was cheating, just a bad decision from the ref.

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Got to feel for Ivory Coast there.

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@dandart Now you tell me! unfavourites unretweets

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@dandart Haha!

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Drogba’s injured his penis.

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@Luke1972 See also: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Afric… - maybe some Irish flag connection there.

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Cameron’s best friend trains horses. Cameron’s best friend’s wife let him ride her horse. Cameron’s wife looks like a horse.

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@Luke1972 Apparently not. I have a FB friend who’s a vexillologist - I can ask him if you like.

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Gervinho dribbled past himself, there.

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@Luke1972 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_I…

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Shearer’s about to bite Robbie Savage, I reckon.

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Sturridge fails to control the ball - ‘unlucky’. Welbeck does the same - ‘useless’.

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Or was it his shoulder?

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The Head of Godin.

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Ludicrous playacting from Suarez and Chiellini. Grow up, ffs!

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