@mo6020 @hexenhr1 Abandoned as child, boy meets girl, who abandons him. Boy wins girl back through football. Boy bites people when losing.
Read more@hexenhr1 Something to do with horses?
Read more@mo6020 @hexenhr1 Very! Explains much, excuses little.
Read more@hexenhr1 @mo6020 I’ve been advocating the latter for some time…
Read more@hexenhr1 @mo6020 Indeed. So he provoked Chiellini into elbowing him in the teeth in an attempt to win a penalty.
Read more@mo6020 @hexenhr1 The results are reminiscent of Stuart Pearce’s efforts at U21 level.
Read more@hexenhr1 @mo6020 Only thing I can think of that might have ‘provoked’ him was that he missed a great chance a couple of minutes before.
Read more@mo6020 @hexenhr1 What would justify biting an opponent? (Norman ‘Bite Yer Legs’ Hunter excepted.)
Read more@hexenhr1 If Our Danny had played up front or even in the hole we’d be looking forward to playing Greece or Colombia at the weekend!
Read more@hexenhr1 I have no idea. But I reckon she must have photos of him riding it, or something.
Read more@Luke1972 Well, not sure it was cheating, just a bad decision from the ref.
Read moreGot to feel for Ivory Coast there.
Read more@dandart Now you tell me! unfavourites unretweets
Read more@dandart Haha!
Read moreDrogba’s injured his penis.
Read more@Luke1972 See also: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Afric… - maybe some Irish flag connection there.
Read moreCameron’s best friend trains horses. Cameron’s best friend’s wife let him ride her horse. Cameron’s wife looks like a horse.
Read more@Luke1972 Apparently not. I have a FB friend who’s a vexillologist - I can ask him if you like.
Read moreGervinho dribbled past himself, there.
Read more@Luke1972 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_I…
Read moreShearer’s about to bite Robbie Savage, I reckon.
Read moreSturridge fails to control the ball - ‘unlucky’. Welbeck does the same - ‘useless’.
Read moreOr was it his shoulder?
Read moreThe Head of Godin.
Read moreLudicrous playacting from Suarez and Chiellini. Grow up, ffs!
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