True to form, City Link fail to deliver anything but another broken promise.

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City Link promising to deliver my new knickers within the hour!

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@nourishedcloud @JohnnyNull A fine sentiment, but at the time of handover we were the most tired, stressed and clueless people present.

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Not in my house. RT @conradhackett: More diapers are being used by adults, fewer by children blogs.wsj.com/corporate-inte… pic.x.com/Ly58mmJd5o

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@JohnnyNull Cheers. It’s weird how they give them to the two most tired, stressed and clueless people around, for sure.

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@nourishedcloud Thanks, man, much appreciated.

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@hexenhr1 I have taken over laundry duties from the wife. Any clue how to get baby pink clothes back to their original white?

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@mo6020 They should put your face in a cast.

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@hexenhr1 Yes, I believe so.

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@hexenhr1 You sound like my wife.

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“@JackofKent: MPs and Peers have special safeguards against being subjected to #DRIP interceptions.” No good for catching paedophiles, then.

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Still the same response from the sales assistants, though, @hexenhr1: ‘Not in your size, madam.’

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In a disorderly queue of one waiting for Mothercare to open so I can buy some specialist knickers.

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@avisualtinker Haha!

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@mo6020 @hexenhr1 And there was me worrying I’d spammed FB with photos…

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@mo6020 @hexenhr1 Thanks. No problem. It was late Friday night, so no doubt you were both safely tucked up in bed by then for the weekend.

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@mo6020 I think you should be asking those kinds of questions to some ex-government ministers.

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@mo6020 In that case you simply must get @nourishedcloud to do one of his hand-drawn diagrams.

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@mo6020 Nobody reads your blog…

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@evanpro I had an alcoholic friend who used to do that. Had to get a new sofa.

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@chillicampari Thanks!

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#Protip: never wash a chicken.

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Plenty more Little Fish in the sea - being in a band, DIY, getting that live band sound recorded. amzn.to/1ybEt7x

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@lnxwalt We will have jetpacks by then, for sure.

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@lnxwalt Thanks!

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