About to register my son’s birth. Any last minute suggestions for his name?
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Read more@tdobson Submission.
Read more@mo6020 @LeanneBenson You bloody elitist soft southern bourgeoisie show off bastard with your long foreign words!
Read more@tdobson 9 inches is enough to satisfy most people, in my experience.
Read moreMy new motivation teacher got me and the wife out of bed several times during the night and first thing this morning. #LivingTheDream
Read more@jrobertson Nice bit of recursion, although I’m not sure how ethical it is for your motivation teacher to be sleeping with you.
Read more@mo6020 @LeanneBenson Très bien! I just had French toast.
Read more@mo6020 @LeanneBenson Let them eat bacon.
Read more@nourishedcloud Christ, I remember when you started reading Reamde, back in 2012.
Read more@jrobertson All in the cause of Freedom, I hope!
Read moreOn a mission to buy a three-pack of full briefs for the wife. Looking forward to giving her a full mission de-briefing later.
Read moreIn the lingerie section of my local department store looking at bras.
Read more@sbhgroup1 Whenever I email Gemma Gordon, our leasehold officer, I get a ‘DNS Error: DNS server returned general failure’ error in return.
Read more@hexenhr1 @orcldoug No one wants Alex Song.
Read more@nourishedcloud Perhaps they were unable to agree on the correct collective noun?
Read more@nourishedcloud Who knows? collectivenouns.biz/strange-weird-…
Read more#Protip for health visitors: if ‘No’ is not an acceptable answer to you, don’t ask ‘Is it OK to come round now?’
Read moreLeft holding screaming baby in Mothercare. Send help.
Read more@Luke1972 Treasuring every sleepless moment :-)
Read moreCan anyone give a personal recommendation for the best bottom butter money can buy? Asking for a friend.
Read more@Luke1972 Thanks very much. Hard to believe he’s ten days old already!
Read more@Luke1972 Indeed. No thanks to City Link: x.com/DvdMrsdn/statu…
Read more7.6 seconds. New personal best. #nappychanging
Read more@hexenhr1 Thanks. I suppose the same applies to my white t-shits and shorts.
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