Wonder if Robin Williams’s shrink ever berated him with “You’re not Stephen Fry, you know!”
Read moreMum: See if you can get on ebay will you, I can’t Me: downforeveryoneorjustme.com/ebay.co.uk Mum: Don’t understand that link says its just me can you get on
Read moreBaby son is one month old. Feels like we’ve had him five minutes and forever.
Read more@Luke1972 Congrats!
Read moreDuffercast Xmas Special, right on time. duffercast.org/2014/08/10/duf…
Read moreAll very sensible. youtu.be/EV6eZrs9QAI
Read moreThe Jesus and Mary Chain - Peel Session 1985: youtu.be/eWxp4n3W_ds
Read more@mo6020 yeah, we can just focus on chilling out and turning up now.
Read more@mo6020 btw, good news! @hexenhr1 is organising our drink-up with @nourishedcloud as part of his personal development plan.
Read more@mo6020 Sounds horrendous.
Read moreJust realised that bf on mumsnet stands for breastfeeding not boyfriend.
Read more@JohnnyNull We should be thankful our masters draw the line at killing children. Oh, wait…
Read morePity all that kerfuffle in Iraq is giving ISIS a bad name. Some great advice on getting your baby’s head down: isisonline.org.uk
Read more@hexenhr1 I’ve had lots of response to my Mumsnet post asking how to produce breast milk, but so far nothing has worked.
Read more@JohnnyNull Yes, but our right-wing overlords recently changed the rules so only lazy bastards like me can receive it.
Read moreNew blog post: adrianshort.org/2014/08/04/lig…
Read moreNow to send off the child benefit form to claim my rightful entitlement to a share of @rpcutts’s hard-earned tax money.
Read moreIn a spirit of Freedom, privacy and online consistency, I have named my son Frdm RMS Mrsdn.
Read moreHey @Lajjan6246Secco it would be awesome if you F.u.c.k.e.d.o.f.f
Read more@JohnnyNull ive got to go now
Read more@JohnnyNull are you there
Read moreFamously, when registering my own birth, my Dad wrongly believed he had to give my forenames in reverse order.
Read more@hexenhr1 Now you mention it. Must remember to include the vowels.
Read more@JohnnyNull hi johnny
Read moreNot what I agreed with the wife, but I’m leaning towards Eric Cantona. Not literally, of course.
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