Wonder if Robin Williams’s shrink ever berated him with “You’re not Stephen Fry, you know!”

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Mum: See if you can get on ebay will you, I can’t Me: downforeveryoneorjustme.com/ebay.co.uk Mum: Don’t understand that link says its just me can you get on

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Baby son is one month old. Feels like we’ve had him five minutes and forever.

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@Luke1972 Congrats!

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Duffercast Xmas Special, right on time. duffercast.org/2014/08/10/duf…

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All very sensible. youtu.be/EV6eZrs9QAI

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The Jesus and Mary Chain - Peel Session 1985: youtu.be/eWxp4n3W_ds

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@mo6020 yeah, we can just focus on chilling out and turning up now.

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@mo6020 btw, good news! @hexenhr1 is organising our drink-up with @nourishedcloud as part of his personal development plan.

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@mo6020 Sounds horrendous.

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Just realised that bf on mumsnet stands for breastfeeding not boyfriend.

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@JohnnyNull We should be thankful our masters draw the line at killing children. Oh, wait…

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Pity all that kerfuffle in Iraq is giving ISIS a bad name. Some great advice on getting your baby’s head down: isisonline.org.uk

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@hexenhr1 I’ve had lots of response to my Mumsnet post asking how to produce breast milk, but so far nothing has worked.

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@JohnnyNull Yes, but our right-wing overlords recently changed the rules so only lazy bastards like me can receive it.

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New blog post: adrianshort.org/2014/08/04/lig…

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Now to send off the child benefit form to claim my rightful entitlement to a share of @rpcutts’s hard-earned tax money.

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In a spirit of Freedom, privacy and online consistency, I have named my son Frdm RMS Mrsdn.

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Hey @Lajjan6246Secco it would be awesome if you F.u.c.k.e.d.o.f.f

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@JohnnyNull ive got to go now

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@JohnnyNull are you there

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Famously, when registering my own birth, my Dad wrongly believed he had to give my forenames in reverse order.

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@hexenhr1 Now you mention it. Must remember to include the vowels.

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@JohnnyNull hi johnny

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Not what I agreed with the wife, but I’m leaning towards Eric Cantona. Not literally, of course.

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