I have been a very naughty boy this morning.
Read moreHead in the clouds. instagram.com/p/s75qi6KM33/
Read moreCurrently reading The Village Against The World goodreads.com/book/show/1726…
Read more5 of 5 stars to The Village Against The World by Dan Hancox goodreads.com/review/show/10…
Read moreThese red herrings caught me out yesterday. instagram.com/p/s7KU_mqM3i/
Read more@rpcutts suspect some waverers and single issue folk are swayed, perhaps. Not even decent toilet paper, though.
Read more@rpcutts Nick Clegg?
Read moreMe: We’re upgrading to the cloud at work. Wife: To Apple?
Read more@mo6020 @rpcutts He told me he was going to delete his account a few weeks ago. Looks like he’s been as good as his word.
Read moreWhat are the odds Falcao turns out to be another Garry Birtles or Peter Davenport? #United
Read moreinstagram.com/p/spfy_LKM5J/ #pizza
Read moreMaking pizza.
Read moreblogs.discovermagazine.com/neuroskeptic/2… - this is how we made #tinap
Read more@tdobson where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
Read moreinbedwithmaradona.com/subculture/201… #football!
Read moreVaguely remember that night I went drinking with @reality. We only had 2 shots all night, but we knocked back a few pints.
Read moreMaybe they should offer free mushrooms to watch the England football team?
Read moreHaven’t thought it through, but it occurs to me that something like Google Glass could improve sheltered housing, lone working.
Read moreHe’s only 8 weeks old, but I can see my son being a footballer. Dribbles all day, falls over, great pissing range, fantastic shit in him.
Read more@hexenhr1 quite. Still, looking forward to more of the same unexciting fare.
Read moreRoy Hodgson needs to try to be more upbeat.
Read moreEngland’s football team have failed to beat Costa Rica and The Great British Bake-off in successive matches.
Read moreCongratulations to Ray Wilkins on becoming Katie Price’s new Head Coach.
Read moreThe England football team line-up reads like Captain Flack’s roll-call in Trumpton.
Read more3 days into my new job. Company policy says staff must remain upbeat. Loving every single minute of my return to wage slavery.
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