This morning’s login time 35 minutes and counting…
Read moreCouncil ‘is customer driven’, as it hijacks the bus, crashes it, then holds a consultation asking people where they want to go.
Read moreA solar panel salesman called Organ left me a voicemail saying he was looking at my roof and he wants to know how big mine is.
Read moreI have received twenty years worth of record keeping forms in the internal mail. #headdesk
Read moreEating some 100 year old birthday cake.
Read moreBit parky out.
Read more@mo6020 when Crossrail arrives you will.
Read more@okjx6729n7 fuck off.
Read moreHalf an hour to login to the new ‘Work Smart’ IT system. #win
Read more@rpcutts he does look like a big, sexy llama no mention it, though.
Read moreI hope Falcao is buying de Gea’s drinks tonight.
Read moreArsenal fans wearing flares on the King’s Road. Disgraceful.
Read moreLike Welbeck, Falcao was bound to score one eventually.
Read more@rpcutts have you been hacked?
Read more12 week old son just laughed properly for the first time. Now he can’t stop.
Read moreSomeone deliver me some beer.
Read more‘Are you going to Oggcomp?’ ‘Am I fuck, no!’
Read moreBefore computers: pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item… #football
Read moreCouncil explaining that money doesn’t grow on trees: “We’ve slashed the low-hanging fruit, now we’re setting fire to the orchard.”
Read moreDodgy, Senseless Things, and Evil Things on my “I’m feeling lucky” playlist this morning.
Read moreTruly marvellous story and film: bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04… #football
Read more@ghostdancer yeah, once I scraped it off the baking tray, it was better than my first attempt (which looked nicer). #winning
Read moreSecond attempt at a maple and pecan plait. instagram.com/p/tfHcyhqM7w/ #fail
Read more@ghostdancer never heard either expression before, but merci and ‘Bottoms up!’, as we say here.
Read more@ghostdancer bit early for gin. I can hear Her Maj purring already. But beans and tomatoes together are a no-no.
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