Woe is me. (Posting this now, in case I’m unable to later.)
Read moreDental surgery, I am in you. Let the tooth pulling begin!
Read more@Luke1972 the one who gives you the best story about having fallen on hard times, or similar.
Read more@Luke1972 me too. I know how to get that out sans invasive surgery or having olive oil in my ears for a week.
Read moreThere is a third possibility, of course. Nor wax. Not a tumour. A rusty ballbearing. Now that would be embarrassing.
Read more@adaptiveoptics too late!
Read more@adaptiveoptics do sexual fantasies count?
Read moreHave to ask my GP for a referral for micro-suction on the NHS. And also for something to get the wax out.
Read moreCall out for a Mr Jeffrey Dahmer in the doctor’s waiting room. Oh, he’s not here. What a relief!
Read more@adaptiveoptics I don’t know. It’s currently one of two hypotheses. And I never, ever joke about wax build up!
Read moreAs my elderly tenants always cheerily advise, don’t get old.
Read moreDentist yesterday. Now she wants to pull out one of my wisdom teeth on Saturday morning.
Read moreHad hearing test on Friday. 20% hearing loss in left ear. Ear canal is wafer thin in places, meaning wax build up. That, or a brain tumour.
Read moreTinap is not closing.
Read more@mo6020 absolutely not. I was referring to the company he worked for.
Read more@mo6020 fucking scroungers.
Read more@simsa0 someone is trying to nudge you…
Read more@simsa0 psycho-paths?
Read more@mo6020 they will go nicely with your red trousers…
Read moreTouching how many of my elderly tenants have made no special effort at all on their appearance for Halloween.
Read moreFuck the BBC!
Read moreI have old people complaining to me that they don’t know how to complain.
Read moreHonestly, you wouldn’t believe the number of little old ladies I’ve knocked up this morning.
Read moreJust leaving this here for @andyc. x.com/#!/uupc/status…
Read moreI’ve just seen Frank Sidebottom in this chilli I’m making, but he disappeared before I could take a photo.
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