Hoppy Easter. instagram.com/p/BDYzZlOKM7G/

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@mo6020 @nourishedcloud chicken isn’t meat, rabbit!

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Replaced a ceiling downlighter for a religious cult, and now they treat me as if I’m some kind of DIY god.

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@nourishedcloud just for Xmas, or for good? Either way, safe journey.

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@Luke1972 could be a bit dry.

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I was there: Rush @ Hartford Civic Center. songkick.com/concerts/93887…

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@nourishedcloud I was harassed by some aubergines.

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@nourishedcloud International boycott. I like your style.

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@nourishedcloud have you tried bombing them back to the Stone Age? #paleo

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Tree instagram.com/p/9lc-r8qM7W/

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Last week I discovered that switching the Citrix router on also helps.

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Duh. Clicking logoff on the Citrix homescreen logs me on.

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As is traditional on new ears eve, I’m getting mine syringed.

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@nourishedcloud top breakfast!

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Personally, I would prefer more cat pictures on #netapp.

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#netapp quitter.se/notice/3082258

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Seems I can’t favourite or repeat hashtag-only Quitter notices via Mustard.

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Enjoyed some excellent pints with @andyc @mo6020 and @rpcutts. Just missed @reality, unfortunately.

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A sneak preview into some of the preparations for the making of the next episode of #Tinap: qttr.at/fh1

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@MeesterAl #longtermeconomicplan

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@JohnnyNull tentacle implants are not available on the NHS. In fact, I believe they are provided only for members of the Royal Family.

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Anaesthetic is wearing off.

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Honestly didn’t feel a thing. All over before I knew she’d even started. She wants me to come again in six months.

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Waiting for my face to go numb.

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A child who bounced into the room next to the waiting area now sobbing as the dentist (presumably) sets to work. Nice.

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