@mo6020 That pizza looks incr-edible…

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@mo6020 I remember when you ate that half-eaten jumbo sausage roll I found on the Tube, just because.

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@nourishedcloud Cans of broccoli?

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@mo6020 See, no guilt there.

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@mo6020 A classic!

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@mo6020 WTF happened to you, man?

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@adaptiveoptics Fake borders! If Ukraine had wanted to keep the Russians out of crimea, they should have built a WALL!

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@nourishedcloud We’re not going to get our jetpacks, are we?

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@adaptiveoptics @nourishedcloud It’s all in Dutch. I think American is just the Dutch word for gross.

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@nourishedcloud I will be later. At midnight.

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@nourishedcloud Now your computer is upside down.

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@adaptiveoptics @nourishedcloud My Eurosauce is bad. Really very bad. I will pay for my bad sauce. In Euros. A failed currency. A bad day for sauce and fries. Wake up Britain!

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@nourishedcloud It’s upside down because the top broke off in transit, and I don’t want it all to fall out on to the table. t.co/6zwxVaoC5…

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The Dutch stuff arrived from the darknet. instagram.com/p/BkDVJmknf8i/…

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@mo6020 @nourishedcloud They are cretins. The question should be along the lines of, ‘Is it time to immolate ourselves live on TV?’

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.@FMConwayltd seem to have no regard for what they are legally permitted to do. They do not care and are unaccountable. x.com/SayNOtoNuisanc…

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@nourishedcloud Not to mention what ‘nearly finished’ two-year-old-paper writers, and would-be disco dancers and podcasters need?

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@nourishedcloud A new podcast?

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@nourishedcloud What would you do if it was finished?

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@Playfulangel2 @BerkeleyGroupUK @FMConwayltd @damian_leydon Change in wind direction from north north-easterly to south-westerly. Pleasant fresh air until a huge waft of tar a moment ago. @BerkeleyGroupUK @damian_leydon to the north of me, @FMConwayltd to the west of me…

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@Playfulangel2 @BerkeleyGroupUK @FMConwayltd @damian_leydon Half the afternoon spent going around opening and closing windows. Thanks, @BerkeleyGroupUK and your buddies at @FMConwayltd #greatpeoplegreatwork

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@Playfulangel2 @BerkeleyGroupUK @FMConwayltd @damian_leydon After a brief respite, our serial pooper stalkers are pooping in their neighbours gardens again. Disgusting! @BerkeleyGroupUK @FMConwayltd

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@Playfulangel2 @BerkeleyGroupUK @FMConwayltd @damian_leydon Our serial pooper stalkers are back in action after the weekend break. Even if it’s what @BerkeleyGroupUK calls a ‘slight’ odour, I don’t want this toxic stench in my house. Would you? @FMConwayltd

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@Playfulangel2 @BerkeleyGroupUK @FMConwayltd @damian_leydon Like criminal serial poopers (bbc.com/news/world-443…), @BerkeleyGroupUK and @FMConwayltd leave a bad smell. If we did the same, we’d be prosecuted.

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A whole weekend (so far) of fresh air! Thanks @BerkeleyGroupUK & @FMConwayltd for NOT attacking us with tar or ammonia gas, NOT harassing us, stalking us, or intruding into our homes and gardens, and for NOT being a public nuisance! #greatpeoplegreatwork

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